My Life as a Mole

I lived in...

• Page House with Andy Pele (Yes, I was the Bell Frosh)
• ...then things got Blacker...
• Room 5A with Francis Ho
• Room ?? in Pub (next to the phone)
• Slasher House
• Room 00
• in Arcadia & in the basement of BBB (KochLab)

I learned how to...

• pick locks
• burn tables
• make white-pepper bombs
• cut my own South
• tunnel
• stay up until I see rats everywhere
• be cynical
• quit